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Ugh: Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together

How bad is Rihanna at decision making? Let me put it this way: If you gave her a multiple choice question of what her own name was, and gave her a choice between Rihanna, and then three blank answers, Rihanna would choose one of the blank answers before trying to fire a bottle rocket out of her nose because the dumbass is a dumbass. So of course, Chris Brown and RiRi made their first public appearance together yesterday since that time Chris nearly beat Rihanna to death. Remember that Rihanna? The time your boyfriend nearly beat you to death? Obviously you don’t, otherwise you wouldn’t be with him. TMZ reports …

For the first time in YEARS, Chris Brown and Rihanna arrived at a public event TOGETHER — sitting side-by-side at the Lakers vs. Knicks game at Staples Center. The two arrived to the arena in the same car earlier today, but got out of the vehicle separately. They eventually met up inside and sat down together in their courtside seats. Chris and Rihanna haven’t officially announced they’re back on — but it sure as hell seems like it … especially with Chris dumping his old GF Karrueche Tran over his undying “love” for RiRi.

Holy hell, seriously. At this point, Chris could sit Rihanna down, tell her every single reason why she should not be with him, and she’d still take him out for a nice dinner. Rihanna seriously needs a conservatorship, because she clearly can’t make her own decisions.

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