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Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are hooking up?

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are hooking up?
March 22, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher

The Good News: Rihanna might not be back to having sex with that one guy who beat the shit out of her with a car door and then used her face as a chew toy. The Bad News: turns out, she might be having sex with Ashton Kutcher, which is almost as bad, but in a totally different way. RadarOnline reports:

The Caribbean Queen was spotted leaving the Two and a Half Men star’s Los Angeles mansion early Thursday after arriving four hours earlier. Earlier Wednesday night, the S&M singer was seen grabbing dinner at the swanky Santa Monica restaurant Giorgio Baldi’s, along with her friend Melissa Forde. Dressed sexy as usual, the 24-year-old hitmaker paired up denim hot pants with heels and wore a scarf on her head.

Wait, what does that second part have to do with anything we were talking about? Absolutely nothing? And they basically just super-imposed a second story over the first one because they had, in reality, absolutely nothing to go on for the first story? Go figure.

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher