So apparently, Justin Bieber really wants to remake Mark Wahlberg‘s movie Fear, which is hilarious because I’m pretty sure that movie was about a psychotic man who dates teenagers, finger-bangs women on roller coasters and nearly murders anyone who looks at his girlfriend, while Bieber is basically a human version of Bambi in that up until last June I thought he was a girl. Anyway, Reese Witherspoon, who starred as the aforementioned teenager dating an older man, heard about this, and proceeded to full-on burn Bieber like a match stick. Via JustJared:
The 35-year-old actress, who was being interviewed by MTV News for MTV First: This Means War, was told that Justin may be making a remake of her and Mark Wahlberg‘s 1996 film Fear. “Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?” Reese joked! “Girls get crazy about him … I didn’t know much about him until I saw the documentary … it made me think what a sweetheart!” Reese added.
Holy shit, who knew she had a sense of humor to her? That is a surprisingly candid of her, considering how often celebrities have to do that thing where they play all nicey nice when secretly the just want to throw shade all over these fucking bitches. Witherspoon knows how to read a bitch down, and I love her for it.