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Reese Witherspoon got married (again)!

Reese Witherspoon got married (again)!
March 28, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth

Good news, everyone! Reese Witherspoon, Academy Award-winning actress and woman most likely to freeze you with just one glance got married over the weekend to her boyfriend, talent agent Jim Toth. I’m not going to say that this is just a pre-divorce, because I mean really, who in their right mind would leave an Oscar-winning actress? Aside from Jesse James. And that guy who cheated on Halle Berry. And Reese’s last husband, hottie Ryan Phillipe. Okay, never mind.

The Oscar-winning Legally Blondeactress, 35, tied the knot with her very own leading man, entertainment agent Jim Toth, 40, on Saturday evening, her rep confirms exclusively to People. The couple, who became engaged in December, tied the knot in a private ceremony at Witherspoon’s ranch estate in Ojai, Calif. A pre-wedding cocktail hour took place before the 20-minute ceremony, which started a bit late. Witherspoon walked down the aisle to Here Comes the Bride. Monique Lhuillier designed the wedding dress. SOURCE

I’m not saying that Reese comes across as being frigid, all I’m saying is that when Jim walked down the aisle, he chanted “I don’t know what I’ve been told, Reese Witherspoon’s pussy is mighty cold”. All right, all right, last joke about about Reese being professional to the point of coming across as cold. We wish ’em the best, although please someone tell me they signed a prenuptial agreement.

Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth