Because it’s not like he’s famous for anything else, here’s the music video for Ray J‘s song, “I Hit It First,” where he brags about the fact that he had sex with Kim Kardashian before she was famous. Which is sort of like saying, “hey, you know that blight in the media that won’t go away no matter how low it sinks our entire culture? That was because of me! I’m responsible for that!” Honestly, that’s like bragging that you fed your Gremlin after midnight. That’s nothing to be proud of.
April 29, 2013