Prosecutors plan on using ALL of Lindsay Lohan’s lies!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is due back in court next week to stand trial in her lying to the cops case, which she somehow thinks she’ll win despite the fact that her lawyer Mark Heller is essentially Lionel Hutz and, well, she’s LiLo. Which is exactly what the prosecutors are banking on in their case against her, as they’ll be reminding everyone that getting into car accidents and then claiming that someone else was driving is kind of her gimmick. TMZ reports …

Lindsay Lohan’s past may come back to haunt her when she goes to trial next week for allegedly lying to cops after her car accident … because TMZ has learned, prosecutors will attempt to introduce evidence she’s done exactly the same thing twice before.

1. May, 2007: Lindsay was busted in Bev Hills for driving under the influence after her Mercedes struck a curb at 5:30 AM on Sunset Blvd. Lindsay told cops she was a passenger in the car. LIE.

2. March, 2012: Lindsay was leaving the Sayers Club in Hollywood in her Porsche just after midnight when she allegedly struck a pedestrian and fled. She told cops she was a passenger. LIE.

Prosecutor: As you see your honor, not only do we have witness in Lindsay’s car who claims she was driving, but she’s done this exact same thing twice before.
Judge: I see. Do you have any further proof?
Prosecutor: If you put ice cubes in Lindsay’s mouth, make her jump up and down, then turn her upside down, cocktails come out of her mouth.
Judge: I see. Lindsay, I have no choice but to sentence you to five minutes in jail. Oh, all right, three minutes. And then we’ll all go to Dairy Queen after.

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