Our favorite royal lovebirds Kate Middleton and Prince William (who are really the only publicized ones, so we don’t have much choice) are tying the knot on April 29th and to mark the royal occasion, the couple, or their publicist more likely, have marked the time leading up to the union with the creation of an official wedding website. Apparently a growing fad with newlyweds-to-be, the website will reveal explicit details regarding different aspects of the ceremony such as the brides’ dress (which i was really hoping Vivienne Westwood would do but Kate doesn’t have the balls for that kind of dress), menu for the reception and other important(?) details.
As if the website isn’t enough, if you want to own a piece of royal wedding memorabilia, now’s the time! Flooding the market are keepsakes marking the special day including, coins, thimbles, tea bags, and even full service sets of porcelain china. I mean it’s not creepy to eat off the face of the future King and Queen of England at all, neither is using Kate’s face to avoid that tricky needle in your thumb! Okay, it actually is, like really fucking creepy.