The big story of the day is Prince joining Twitter, because apparently we haven’t reached critical mass in regards to famous people talking about minutia? I don’t know. Part of it is the fact that I was born outside of the era where Prince was relevant, part of it is the fact that he said the internet was dead a couple years back, and part of it is the fact that I’m on my bulking cycle again and eating an entire jar of peanut butter makes me cranky. Either way, I just get the feeling like Prince is going to have to do a lot better now then he had to back in the 80’s.
Prince: Hey everyone, I changed my name to a symbol again. #ArtistTweets
Famewhore1: I JUST MADE A POOP!
Famewhore2: I MADE A BIGGER POOP!
Famewhore1: I’LL KILL YOU! #HATERZTOTHELEFT
Famewhore2: I’LL SET YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ON FIRE! #SETFIRETOTHEPAIN
Prince: How do I delete my account again?