pop nosh: what’s up with joaquin phoenix?

† is joaquin phoenix’s rapper transformation an act? is he on crack? or is he just crazy? dlisted

† adnan ghalib is seriously delusional if he really thinks britney spears is his girlfriend celebslam

† i swear i gasped out loud when i saw this picture of nadya suleman pregnant! celebrity smack

† where will fashion icons domenico dolce & stefano gabbana show up in priest uniforms? oh la la

† one girl in los angeles is so angry at miley cyrus’ slanted eye picture – she’s suing! candy kirby

† alex rodriguez is now turning to his ex-wife cynthia for support – not madonna! cele|bitchy

† supposedly this past weekend wasn’t the first time chris brown hit rihanna… i’m not obsessed

† tomorrow we will find out if david beckham heads back to LA or stays in milan! popsugar

† does jessica simpson really need to have her very own line of luggage? ugh! a socialite’s life

† michael jackson’s health is declining – he’s got some kind of icky infection celebrity VIP lounge

† my blogger pal nathaniel scored an interview with the adorable amy adams! film experience

† oh no! find out which ‘desperate housewife’ is leaving wisteria lane! in case you didn’t know

† a gauntly mischa barton brings new meaning to the phrase ‘dying for publicity’ agent bedhead

† someone had way too much time on their hands to make these brangelina lipsticks… yeeeah!

† the top 13 gifts sarah palin has given us – besides one big massive headache the frisky

† aubrey o’day does playboy! egotastic

† ’90210′ star shenae grimes went overboard on the spray tan – she’s so orange! hollywood tuna

† londoners can breathe a big sigh of relief – paris hilton is not moving there! LA rag mag

† a jaguar (the cat not the car) was spotted in mexico for the first time in 100 years! towleroad

† it’s here! the teaser for quentin tarantino’s new flick ‘inglourious basterds’ seriously? omg! wtf?

† i LOVE natasha khan / bat for lashes – listen to her awesome new single ‘glass’ omg blog

† halle berry thought she knew love before motherhood but she was wrong! celebrity baby scoop

BONUS QUESTION is 2009 going to be the year of the bad boys club? college candy

BONUS PICS IT LOOKS LIKE KATE MOSS MIGHT REALLY BE PREGNANT! (LONODON, 02/12/09)

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