pop nosh: the worst ANTM poster ever!

† whoever came up w/ this ‘america’s next top model’ poster should be shot! seriously? omg! wtf?

† thankfully morgan freeman is in ‘good spirits’ while recovering from his car wreck cele|bitchy

† dolly parton thinks everyone should lay off britney spears and lindsay lohan i’m not obsessed

† angelina jolie & brad pitt are already thinking about adopting child #7 from china! celebslam

† cutie neil patrick harris on the cover of OUT is totally ‘a man’s man’ webster’s is my bitch

† lindsay’s dad michael lohan doesn’t think it’s a nice day for a gay wedding… candy kirby

† katie price is back in los angeles to reduce the size of her huge breasts a socialite’s life

† my darling gwen stefani must be ready to have her baby any day now – she’s HUGE! popsugar

† knox leon & vivienne marcheline were conceived the old fashioned way (not via in vitro) yeeeah!

† pamela anderson totally approves of canada’s new KFC faux chicken sandwich… dlisted

† i think scarlett johansson should be banned from wearing red… in case you didn’t know

† why the hell is lauren conrad hanging out w/ heidi montag’s sister? i’m bringing blogging back

† is that annoying ashley tisdale girl older than she says? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† kate moss nipple slip and ass crack pictures! egotastic

† miley cyrus really wants to babysit for ashlee simpson & pete wentz celebrity baby scoop

† i didn’t know balthazar getty used to date milla jovovich back in the day! agent bedhead

† mary-kate olsen’s rep issued a statement – she knows nothing about heath’s death the blemish

† it looks like sharon stone is joining the cougar club (site NSFW) i don’t want your life

† london’s west end theatre district has been spared from dealing w/ paris hilton celebwarship

† pictures of drunkard celebrities are always fun to look at! cityrag

BONUS LIST the top twenty worst songs ever (although i do enjoy some of ‘em…) spinner