pop nosh: tara reid is a star (in australia!)

⊕ ‘queen of drunks’ tara reid will be on ‘dancing with the stars’ – the aussie edition! jezebel

⊕ i hate color contacts more than anything! see who wanted blue eyes… webster’s is my bitch

⊕ david beckham is totally the hottest waiter of all-time – oh he’s so freakin’ cute! dlisted

⊕ full house’s jodie sweetin’s journey from messy meth head to new mom! celebrity baby scoop

⊕ of course tom cruise wasn’t going to let his wife katie live alone in NYC! i’m not obsessed

⊕ brad pitt blew a bunch of cash on some fancy ‘artsy fartsy’ furniture yeeeah!

⊕ lindsay lohan & samantha ronson’s friendship is a ‘trust thing’ in case you didn’t know

⊕ new mom christina aguilera defends her burning desire to get her party on a socialite’s life

⊕ i’m wondering too – why is sexy bloke rupert everett so damn bitter? candy kirby

⊕ which ‘sex & the city’ lady has the best ‘marie claire’ magazine cover? popsugar

⊕ jessica biel is getting ready to move into justin timberlake’s hollywood pad l.a. rag mag

⊕ heidi montag has a sister named holly – who knew?!? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

⊕ lily allen claims that someone spiked her drinks the other night… the blemish

⊕ paris hilton looks pregnant, carries apocalypse in her womb egotastic

⊕ dina & ali lohan totally blew off bravo’s ‘A list awards’ ceremony i’m bringing blogging back

⊕ is this the best ‘queen b’ rapper lil’ kim has ever looked? pop on the pop

⊕ one paparazzo is in trouble for stalking britney’s sister jamie-lynn spears! celebrity smack

⊕ yikes – why is anne hathaway walking around looking way too orange? seriously? omg! wtf?

⊕ kate moss (34) lost her agent provocateur contract to a twenty-year old model! ninja dude

⊕ the hottest ’70s mattress commercial you will ever see w/ joey heatherton the WOW report