pop nosh: take a bow courtney love

† courtney love thinks she actually set the stage for britney spears’ public breakdown cele|bitchy

† spencer pratt and his fake wife heidi montag are back from their fake honeymoon a socialite’s life

† someone please stop sienna miller & balthazar getty from making a movie together! holy moly

† brad pitt landed on the cover of ‘architectural digest’ for his work in new orleans LA rag mag

† lindsay lohan denied rumors she split from sam ronson via her myspace blog i’m not obsessed

† ivana trump will now be a four-time divorcee – she’s splitting from rossano rubicondi! dlisted

† mel gibson: facing hollywood’s costliest divorce ever – a battle over $900 million bucks celebslam

† pictures of birthday girl britney spears and her circus on ‘good morning america’ popsugar

† kim kardashian is trying out bangs – and i don’t think they’re working… seriously? omg! wtf?

† nicole kidman & keith urban were showing sunday rose around paris celebrity baby scoop

† there’s about to be a fight between joe jonas & rob pattinson over camilla webster’s is my bitch

† breaking news: 130,000 inflatable breasts have gone missing! candy kirby

† when it comes to cock size it sounds like the french beat the greeks by an inch college candy

† paris hilton’s magical boobies were out working overtime last night! hollywood tuna

† adverts that work #72: james bond and alfred hitchcock pumping gas! agent bedhead

† geri halliwell goes commando – flashes ass at childrens award show! egotastic

† miley cyrus thinks it would be a good idea to work with annie leibovitz again… gabby babble

† tom cruise’s rep denied his client had anything to do with yanking a book yeeeah!

† how many madonna poses can britney spears strike in one TV appearance? best week ever

† fight club’s ‘tyler durden’ (brad pitt) was voted greatest movie character! in case you didn’t know

† finally – william balfour has been formally charged w/ the hudson slayings celebrity smack

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