pop nosh: star jones & al reynolds – divorcing

→ we saw the divorce coming before star jones and al reynolds were even married! celebslam

→ britney spears (while banking) was going for a ‘little house on the prairie’ look! popsugar

→ lynne spears is disappointed daughter jamie lynn got preggers at such a young age dlisted

→ is joe simpson ruining jessica’s relationship with footballer tony romo? cele|bitchy

→ pink is moving on w/ todd morse (the guitarist from juliette lewis’ band) in case you didn’t know

→ paris hilton mussed up wallpaper at a russian hotel and is now blacklisted i’m not obsessed

→ this calendar of moms didn’t exactly work out like they were hoping it would… candy kirby

→ oj ‘murderer’ simpson wants a shot at being on trump’s celeb apprentice – ugh! celebrity smack

→ get well soon wishes for 80-yr old shirley temple who broke her arm :( seriously? omg! wtf?

→ a hollywood movie bear turned on its trainer and killed him w/ a bite to the neck! bitten & bound

→ the kardashian sisters helped joe francis launch his ‘girls gone wild’ magazine a socialite’s life

→ it wouldn’t be hump day w/o the latest harriet carter products! i’m bringing blogging back

→ it doesn’t matter what size screen you watch ‘cloverfield’ on – it still sucks agent beadhead

→ kate moss is looking glowingly vintage in the april issue of paris’ vogue use my computer

→ fergie is putting all pregnancy rumors to rest w/ her bikini body (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ microwaved new york comic con bites from my blogger pal nathaniel film experience

→ gisele bundchen side boob pictures! egotastic

→ paris insisted there’ll be no double wedding for her and BFF nicole richie pop on the pop

→ megan fox posed with a real fox for the cover of pawprint magazine ninja dude

→ so what’s hotter than angelina jolie holding cold hard steel? webster’s is my bitch

BONUS – CAN YOU GUESS… which singer likes to parade around her house naked? the blemish