pop nosh: sarah palin is a 4x cover girl!

† lame ass VP nominee sarah palin landed on the cover of four tabloid magazines this week dlisted

† britney spears thinks her dad jamie actually saved her life (which he did) i’m not obsessed

† jessica simpson opens up about why she almost quit singing (because she sucks) E! online

† heidi montag and her douchebag boyfriend spencer pratt have been banned – woo hoo! popeater

† paris hilton vows to stop partying (ummm, how long is that going to last?!?) gabby babble

† jennifer aniston will play a ‘free-spirited, fatal attraction-like stalker’ on ’30 rock’ popsugar

† lindsay lohan was blogging on love, politics & that lady sarah palin in case you didn’t know

† more evidence that eva longoria is pregnant w/ her hubby tony parker’s baby cele|bitchy

† cameron diaz and her model boyfriend paul sculfor are still going strong l.a. rag mag

† PETA compiled a list of vegetarian rehab centers (oh how convenient) webster’s is my bitch

† ‘gossip girl’ leighton meester was actually born in the big house (aka prison) a socialite’s life

† milfia: an organization of dangerously sexy mothers who attract men of all ages… candy kirby

† shannen doherty loves to wear super short shorts (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† transsexual superstar amanda lepore is going mainstream in an ad for jawbone! omg blog

† gisele bundchen topless in arena magazine egotastic

† matthew mcconaughey said baby mamma camila is ‘the love of his life” celebrity baby scoop

† yikes! it’s totally time for jason priestley to think about shaving… seriously? omg! wtf?

† alanis morrissette toured w/ vanilla ice in ’91 and couldn’t look him in the eye celebrity smack

† the trailer for lindsay lohan’s new movie ‘labor pains’ (pain is the key word) yeeeah!

† star jones has moved on with a new man (let’s hope for her sake he’s not gay too) celebwarship

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