pop nosh: russell crowe is fat

† russell crowe is banned from doing love scenes with sienna miller because he’s fat! yeeeah!

† blake lively landed the cover of ‘vogue’ magazine which is desperate for sales… LA rag mag

† hmmm…why is everyone in hollywood trying to avoid sex addict david duchovny? celebslam

† gal pals lindsay lohan and samantha ronson went to dinner together last night popsugar

† greasy hot mess cristiano ronaldo has been named footballer of the year a socialite’s life

† drew barrymore’s biological clock is ticking and she’s now considering adoption i’m not obsessed

† amy winehouse is taking trapeze lessons when she should be working on a new album dlisted

† kelly rutherford fears her estranged hubby will run off w/ their kid in case you didn’t know

† katie holmes was counting on tom cruise to make her into a major movie star… cele|bitchy

† kate hudson goes through men like tampons – now she’s after alex rodriguez agent bedhead

† i’m shocked by the fact someone would actually want to stalk jennifer love hewitt popsquire

† gosh – real atlanta housewife sheree is really showing her line at fashion week! the frisky

† owen wilson launched a campaign to fight comparisons of himself to ellen degeneres holy candy

† whitney port nipple slip bikini pictures! egotastic

† aubrey o’day confirmed she will grace the march ’09 cover of ‘playboy’ – ewww! celebwarship

† ‘new kids on the block’ are set to perform on a cruise ship – ha! webster’s is my bitch

† one woman is claiming cutie pie chef rocco dispirito has like the perfect penis! cityrag

† another year, another (sh)it list – because there is no end to their hatred… pajiba

† damn! naomi watts sure lost her baby weight super fast – she looks great! celebrity baby scoop

† download an .mp3 of lily allen’s hot new track ‘the fear’ for free right now! celebrity smack

† ‘gossip girl’ recap: at least romeo and juliet didn’t share DNA… college candy

† celebrate national drag history month with a look back at the fabulous divine! the WOW report

BONUS REMINDER don’t forget to watch ‘american idol’ tonight! seriously? omg! wtf?

BONUS PICS LILY ALLEN SHOWING OFF HER NEW CHANEL PURSE (LONDON, 01/12/09)

PHOTOS | WENN.COM