pop nosh: paris hilton wants to procreate!

→ paris thinks she’ll be a great mom because she has so much experience w/ her pets! the blemish

→ amy winehouse: free and wandering the lonely streets of london @ 4am! webster’s is my bitch

→ ashlee simpson has developed huge boobs – so i guess she really is pregnant! yeeeah!

→ things are finally looking up for britney spears – who was working out to radiohead! popsugar

→ nicole richie & baby harlow are featured in the latest harper’s bazaar celebrity baby scoop

→ jamie lynn spears is open for suggestions when it comes to her baby’s name a socialite’s life

→ jessica simpson totally wants to beat her sister down the wedding aisle i’m not obsessed

→ oh lordy! i thought heidi montag’s clothing line was bad – this is worse! in case you didn’t know

→ donatella versace is offering fashion advice to presidential hopeful hillary clinton candy kirby

→ which fashion designer has friends worried about their promiscuous behavior? l.a. rag mag

→ denise ‘ugh’ richards can’t shut up about her ex-hubby charlie sheen cele|bitchy

→ some early reviews are in on the latest indiana jones flick – i’m worried! agent bedhead

→ elisha cuthbert is still hanging out in a bikini w/ her boyfriend (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ which actor is looking a lot like a middle aged pedophile in his new movie? celebwarship

→ eva mendes – topless pictures from italian vogue egotastic

→ jennifer hudson’s debut album finally has a release date – woo hoo! pop on the pop

→ madonna’s ‘sticky & sweet’ tour – i am so going to the LA & las vegas shows! celebrity smack

→ why is suri cruise still drinking from a bottle at almost 18 months of age? bitten & bound

→ you can help send david cook’s brother to the big ‘american idol’ finale! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ another round of match the tattoo to the celebrity! cityrag