pop nosh: paris hilton – pet groomer?!?

→ would you let paris hilton groom your dog? she can’t even take care of her own 17 dogs! dlisted

→ get a look at the messy lady who smashed into sandra bullock while driving drunk celebslam

→ britney spears will be making another guest appearance on ‘how i met your mother’ popsugar

→ new pictures of 15-yr old miley cyrus being semi-inappropriate have hit the web! gabby babble

→ kate hudson & owen wilson were caught canoodling & celebrating her birthday a socialite’s life

→ more wedding rumors about brad & angelina possibly getting hitched this june celebrity smack

→ yikes! what’s up with colin farrell? he’s looking rough around the edges in case you didn’t know

→ lourdes (desperately needing eyebrow work) is almost as tall as madonna celebrity baby scoop

→ tom & katie were making out during suri’s birthday party (trying to dispel rumors) cele|bitchy

→ even when caught at the airport dita von teese epitomizes style & class! i’m not obsessed

→ circus hour has come to a close but we’ve still got candy kirby & gallery of the absurd circus hour

→ russia’s vladimir putin has taken a liking to one very flexible young lady agent bedhead

→ lindsay lohan danced the night away with friends and a few vodka/redbulls! celebwarship

→ does tila tequila annoy anyone else? or is it just me? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ heidi montag isn’t satisfied w/ just her nose & boobs – she wants butt implants! pop on the pop

→ jennifer aniston bikini pictures to start the week egotastic

→ do you think ‘gossip girl’ is the ‘best.show.ever.’? NY magazine does! webster’s is my bitch

→ blake fielder-civil (amy winehouse’s hubby) & pete doherty starring in ‘prison escape’ the fug

→ carmen electra was partying down at pure nightclub celebrating her 36th birthday hollywood rag

→ a whole book of easy recipes w/ all the ingredients coming from your local 99¢ store! cityrag

BONUS VIDEO the interview scientologists don’t want you to see… xenu TV