pop nosh: paris hilton doesn’t waste time

† paris hilton’s bed can’t stay cold for long – now she’s hanging w/ gerard butler! i’m not obsessed

† there’s nothing wrong with a gal who likes to get it on (like hilary duff) webster’s is my bitch

† britney spears is not getting along with her dad jamie (who’s trying to control her…) celebslam

† tom cruise would be the craziest stage mom ever if suri gets bitten by the acting bug dlisted

† if heath ledger wins a golden globe – will michelle williams accept the award? popsugar

† when the children aren’t around – kevin federline breaks out the weed and hookers! cele|bitchy

† do you really think jennifer aniston actually stuffs her bra with fake hard nipples? yeeeah!

† jennifer lopez will be artificially inseminated (in her next movie) in case you didn’t know

† nicole kidman upsets aboriginals w/ some inappropriate blowing on german TV… candy kirby

† tom cruise was on the red carpet last night – w/o stepford wife katie! seriously? omg! wtf?

† caroline kennedy could be taking hillary clinton’s new york senate seat! kenneth in the 212

† hair plugs aren’t nearly as cute as this adorable dog makes them out to be… agent bedhead

† cutie pie emile hirsch ventured into the wild again – this time the congo jungle! a socialite’s life

† sexy lady rihanna was showing off her amazing cleavage (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† kim kardashian wants to make sure everyone knows what month & day it is in 2009 LA rag mag

† megan fox is red hot! egotastic

† naomi watts and liev schreiber named their second son samuel kai celebrity baby scoop

† it turns out guy ritchie will be enjoying a portion of madonna’s massive fortune! love b. scott

† AI runner-up david archuleta is trying to be sexy in his new video (keyword: trying) gabby babble

† oh my gosh – they’re naked – super hot australian footballers (link NSFW) omg blog

† actor peter falk (aka ‘columbo’) is suffering from alzheimer’s disease at age 81 celebrity smack

BONUS LINK 2008′s top ten collisions between pop culture – and the law! popsquire

BONUS PICS TOM CRUISE AT THE PREMIERE OF VALKYRIE (NYC, 12/15/08)

PHOTOS | WENN