pop nosh: paris hilton’s dogs are still alive!

† rumors about 2 of paris hilton’s 17 dogs being eaten by coyotes are totally false! evil beet

† pat o’brien was fired from ‘the insider’ – i hope dragon lady lara spencer is next… celebwarship

† britney spears still has to go to court for driving without her license! popsugar

† early buzz on katie holmes’ broadway acting debut in ‘all my sons’ is positive! cele|bitchy

† katherine heigl is gearing up to ‘quit’ smoking those nasty cancer sticks webster’s is my bitch

† model kate moss looked like a total mess last night after leaving a club a socialite’s life

† LL cool J is not happy that jessica simpson’s latest album outsold his new one! bossip

† is the view’s resident annoying bitch aka elisabeth hasselbeck leaving the show?!? dlisted

† pamela anderson looks she’s desperately needing a little sleep & relaxation yeeeah!

† ryan o’neal used the oldest excuse in the book…the drugs don’t belong to me mollygood

† finally a snippet of britney spears’ new track ‘womanizer’ has leaked! bunny with fangs

† audrina patridge packed up her things and moved out from ‘chateau lauren conrad’ gawker

† i can’t wait to see oprah winfrey’s cameo appearance on ’30 rock’! i’m not obsessed

† the ‘sex and the city’ ladies were celebrating the movie’s DVD releaese in case you didn’t know

† hilary duff was out & about running errands while rocking very tight leather pants hollywood tuna

† kim kardashian is getting ready to shake her ass on DWTS (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† there might be a pamela anderson sex tape sequel floating around out there celebrity smack

† another mischa barton nipple slip! egotastic

† finally women can relax – here’s a guide to being just like shauna ‘classy’ sands! candy kirby

† MTV didn’t exactly leave the island like they first found it… celebslam

† jimmy kimmel started a fight between all the hosts of the emmy awards seriously? omg! wtf?

BONUS GAME it’s time to play….name that celebrity cameltoe! cityrag