pop nosh: paris hilton defends purity – ha!

† everybody is defending the jonas brother’s purity including paris hilton! webster’s is my bitch

† jessica simpson had an audio snafu while performing on ‘good morning america’ popsugar

† in a recent interview lindsay lohan said she’ll never go back to rehab again i’m not obsessed

† joshua jackson provided katie holmes with flowers and a blast from the past! yeeeah!

† britney spears is still dealing w/ neverending exorbitant legal bills in case you didn’t know

† dakota fanning promises to be good until she’s 18 (then all hell will break loose) agent bedhead

† jerry o’connell had to apologize after he said his pregnant wife rebecca was huge candy kirby

† somehow verne ‘mini-me’ troyer’s sex tape found its way to the internet…yuck! a socialite’s life

† soon to be daddy pete wentz admitted he once played russian roulette – what a dumb ass dlisted

† i love ‘gossip girl’ star leighton meester but she doesn’t need to put an album out the blemish

† actor javier bardem is looking quite sexy in new york times’ style magazine oh la la

† cutie zac efron will only do ‘HSM 4′ if disney agrees to pay him $8 million bucks! l.a. rag mag

† rihanna was looking super hot and gorgeous at the VMAs (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† get ready for a new season of reality whores trying to be ‘charm school’ girls celebrity smack

† sophie monk was built for bikinis… egotastic

† ‘fringe’ is totally the must add show of the new television season! seriously? omg! wtf?

† oh my gosh – tori spelling is the #1 new york times best selling author! bricks & stones

† model alice dellal (being hailed the new kate moss) snorted coke out of a condom the rad report

† congrats to new mom minnie driver – she had a boy named henry story celebrity baby scoop

† pop quiz time! how good is your knowledge of wacky past celebrity trends? cityrag

BONUS LINK a digital time capsule with superstar sperm is being sent to space the frisky