pop nosh: oh hell to the no!

† the worst news ever – whitney houston possibly reconciling w/ loser bobby brown! cele|bitchy

† alex rodriguez decided to spend turkey day with his kids after all – not madonna a socialite’s life

† ellen degeneres tried to get mariah carey to spill the pregnancy beans! webster’s is my bitch

† john mayer is bringing jennifer aniston home for the holidays to meet his folks! popsugar

† new rumors are suggesting angelina jolie is already pregnant again (but she’s not) yeeeah!

† of course MTV was on hand to film heidi & spencer’s lame ass staged wedding celebrity smack

† joel madden & nicole richie have supposedly set a wedding date (jan. 11th) seriously? omg! wtf?

† nicole kidman really hopes her daughter sunday rose has a country twang i’m not obsessed

† ‘twilight’ star kristen stewart likes to smoke pot (as do most people) in case you didn’t know

† kate moss’ excuse about how she got a bruised face makes no sense at all crazy days & nights

† somebody is about to get fired…because they spelled ashlee simpson’s name with a ‘Y’ dlisted

† some girl actually let carson daly do his business on top of her – now she’s preggers candy kirby

† tom cruise is bending over backwards to improve his public image (& box office) agent bedhead

† international transsexual superstar amanda lepore has her very own fragrance now! omg blog

† the ladies of WWE got into the thanksgiving spirit w/ these sexy outfits hollywood tuna

† imogen bailey is australian for hot! egotastic

† sometimes it sucks to be paris hilton – like when people boo her ass off stage celebwarship

† yikes! tara reid is wanting to start a family of her own – someone please stop her! the blemish

† oh lordy – nick lachey is still going out w/ that irritating vanessa minnillo bricks & stones

† beyonce was busy in new york city promoting her new album ‘i am…sasha fierce’ love b. scott

† hottie matthew mcconaughey still likes to go commando (as in no underwear) cityrag

BONUS LINK the best quotes from ‘the real housewives of atlanta’ reunion best week ever