pop nosh: no rehab for amy winehouse :(

† supposedly amy winehouse was finally going back to rehab but the rumors are false cele|bitchy

† ricky martin pulled a clay aiken! he’s now the dad of twins born via a surrogate mother! yeeeah!

† will britney spears finally record a duet with justin timberlake for her new album? popsugar

† douchebag spencer pratt is busy getting his connection on with jesus… a socialite’s life

† paris hilton is busy looking for some poor chap to be her ‘british bestie’ celebwarship

† angelina jolie and brad pitt will totally be together for life… in case you didn’t know

† ms. gwen stefani checked into the hospital to finally have her baby! celebrity baby scoop

† jessica simpson is keeping tabs on her boyfriend tony romo’s phone calls… mollygood

† avril lavigne was deemed too sexy for malaysia (a country that needs an eye exam) candy kirby

† do you really think this rumor about will smith is true? (i say no…) kenneth in the 212

† a remake of ‘poltergeist’ is in the works which seriously seems like the worst idea ever dlisted

† of course david beckham has the hottest abs in all of hollywood! i’m not obsessed

† kendra wilkinson might be getting her own reality show (life after the mansion!) bricks & stones

† lindsay lohan’s boobs were trying to sneak out the sides (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† be on the lookout for any nearby ‘photobombers’ while trying to take pictures omg blog

† audrina patridge bikini pictures go for gold! egotastic

† how do you like your men to look in their calvin klein underwear? seriously? omg! wtf?

† lady gaga was doing her thing up in canada (plus her debut album leaked…) celebrity smack

† janet jackson takes her lingerie very seriously – now she’s making her own! l.a. rag mag

† suri cruise is starting to wave at all the paparazzi (oh my gosh she’s so adorable!) cityrag