pop nosh: no more free pizza for paris…

→ paris hilton and her swedish pizza boy alex are no longer an item! hollyscoop

→ lindsay lohan sure does love to steal guys away from their girlfriends… dlisted

→ oh yuck – britney spears has gonorrhea in her eye?!? yeeeah

→ katie holmes has escaped to new york city! a socialite’s life

→ donald trump talks out his ass about beauty – ugh! holy candy

→ angelina jolie and her dad jon voight still aren’t talking evil beet

→ nicole kidman won’t let her kids get any tattoos i’m not obsessed

→ little suri cruise is featured on the cover of US weekly bricks & stones

→ vanessa hudgens won’t be returning for ‘high school musical 3′ derek hail

→ spencer pratt & heidi montag stuffed their dumb faces with tacos… celebslam

→ i hope you’re all watching ‘pushing daisies’ – it’s the best new show! in case you didn’t know

→ get a look at the woman behind those harriet carter products… i’m bringing blogging back

→ gordon ramsey’s ‘kitchen nightmares’ got picked up for more episodes! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ what the hell is bai ling wearing? oh she’s a mess drunken stepfather

→ now that lindsay is out of rehab she’s getting her countersue on… celebrity nation

→ mischa barton’s lesbian russian pop star movie isn’t going to be good egotastic

→ a look at the scary evolution of carrot top… celebrity smack

→ janet jackson is going to write a book about her weight struggles! the skinny website

→ sienna miller is looking kina worn out & tired these days… the wow report

→ tila tequila ia kind of like an ant! hurty elbow