pop nosh: moby wants to marry britney!

→ moby likes britney on the fat & weird side of things – in fact he would marry her! agent bedhead

→ lindsay lohan really wants to go full frontal naked for just $75,000! a socialite’s life

→ don’t expect gywneth paltrow & hubby chris martin to stand on the red carpet together popsugar

→ tyra banks planted a tree to celebrate the 600th episode of her talk show… celebslam

→ ashlee simpson & pete wentz are the latest hollywood couple to get engaged! pop on the pop

→ hot new couple alert: rumer willis and diva diana ross’ son evan! i’m not obsessed

→ gwen & gavin want to be surprised when their 2nd bundle of joy arrives in case you didn’t know

→ renee zellweger has her own professional nose wiper when she hits the red carpet yeeeah!

→ rosie o’donnell wants to be the unofficial poster child of mental illness circus hour

→ wow! this is unheard of in hollywood…sean & robin called of their divorce! celebrity smack

→ check out the ‘american idol’ stamps nobody was supposed to see… the fug

→ justin timberlake might be dropping in on his ex-girlfriend britney spears! gabby babble

→ britney loves to hit up public restrooms (a toss back to the good ol’ days!) webster’s is my bitch

→ mischa barton was lounging on the beach in her bikini (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ OMFG – i totally might have to tune into ‘gossip girl’ when it returns! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ kate hudson’s ass is gold! egotastic

→ robert downey jr. confirmed the obvious – all stars sleep with each other! allie is wired

→ natalie portman has a new boyfriend – devendra banhart – who looks like a yeti! celebwarship

→ way too much information from roseanne who talked about her rejuvenated vagina! cele|bitchy

→ daniel radcliffe will be hitting the great white way in september wearing nothing! l.a. rag mag

BONUS VIRAL FUN ever wonder what you might look like dressed as a tudor? the tudors portrait