pop nosh: miley cyrus is not dead

† someone hacked into miley cyrus’ myspace and proclaimed the teen queen dead celebslam

† we’ve got yet another lesbian comedian – wanda sykes came out over the weekend! cele|bitchy

† courtney love must be on something – she made sixty posts to her myspace blog! dlisted

† nicole kidman is determined to make her marriage to keith urban work! i’m not obsessed

† madonna is going to have to keep a close eye on her ‘friend’ kate hudson… agent bedhead

† breaking news: matthew mcconaughey – at the beach – wearing a shirt! in case you didn’t know

† do you think bruce & demi had any hand in helping rumer willis’ career? webster’s is my bitch

† MTV’s TRL is finally over after nearly ten years of being on the air! popsugar

† paula abdul is a bit spooked about that girl killing herself – i would be too! a socialite’s life

† scarlett johansson is still shocked about the graffiti lindsay wrote about her… celebrity smack

† time to play ‘cooking mama, the unauthorized edition: mama kills animals’ PETA

† so how is prince (aka the purple one) settling into life in los angeles? the new yorker

† reggie bush is feeling the pressure to propose to his girlfriend kim kardashian gabby babble

† gwyneth paltrow committed a ‘breastphemy’ while on the red carpet candy kirby

† victoria’s secret fashion show 2008 pictures! egotastic

† oh my word – is model karolina kurkova really missing a belly button? seriously? omg! wtf?

† someone is going to have to let brooke shields down gently about ‘lipstick jungle’ the blemish

† amy winehouse decided to give an impromptu interview to reporters milling about celebwarship

† goldie hawn is way too old to not wear a bra – her boobs look awful & saggy! LA rag mag

† kelly osbourne’s 18-year old boyfriend announced their engagement on facebook pop on the pop

† the top two hugh jackman faces of all time! best week ever

BONUS LINK today’s popbytes’ think-up is ‘mashup of the week w/ dj paul v.’ neighborhoodies