pop nosh: michael phelps is a sorry stoner

† michael phelps had to apologize for smoking marijuana from a bong! webster’s is my bitch

† oh hell to the no!!! britney spears better not cancel her upcoming ‘circus’ tour! dlisted

† lindsay lohan was not happy when she was forced to sit in coach instead of 1st class celebslam

† what do heather mills, victoria beckham, and pete doherty have in common? agent bedhead

† i seriously need to eat and drink whatever demi moore does – she’s flawless! a socialite’s life

† madonna can’t get enough of jesus – that brazilian model she was screwing i’m not obsessed

† sam lufti and adnan ghalib won’t be seeing britney spears anytime soon… the blemish

† gwyneth paltrow and chris martin cross that line they swore they never would… evil beet

† vanessa hudgens is still somehow managing to hold onto cutie pie zac efron lainey gossip

† even president barack obama knows about jessica simpson’s recent weight ordeal! popsugar

† pamela anderson was caught looking totally messy at a party again! in case you didn’t know

† brooke hogan is going to step into the wrestling ring at a state fair – ugh! yeeeah!

† i totally wouldn’t be able to take part in the UK’s ‘tough guy challenge’ – i’d faint! oh la la

† katie holmes was spotted looking pale and pregnant down in rio de janeiro! cele|bitchy

† hugh hefner’s twin girlfriends karissa & kristina shannon are not cute at all hollywood tuna

† emma watson gets her freak on! egotastic

† renee zellweger is promoting her new flick ‘new in town’ which looks like crap celebrity smack

† REM’s michael stipe and his boyfriend thomas dozol are so adorable together! omg blog

† morrissey found a brand new way to spin his 45 vinyl records… seriously? omg! wtf?

† is it almost time for hottie matthew mcconaughey to be shirtless again? celebrity VIP lounge

† oh lordy – i do adore model kate moss but she doesn’t need to start acting amy grindhouse

† jennifer hudson knocked our national anthem out of the park last night! candy kirby

BONUS LINK the top ten super bowl ads of 2009 – watch them now! bumpshack

BONUS PICS LADY GAGA PERFORMING AT THE 02 ARENA (DUBLIN, 02/01/09)

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