pop nosh: neverland ranch’s new sign: SOLD!

† memories are all michael jackson has left of neverland ranch! webster’s is my bitch

† samantha ronson is trying to keep her girlfriend lindsay lohan away from the boys… celebslam

† anne hathaway’s ex-boyfriend convict raffaello follieri isn’t having any fun in prison dlisted

† jennifer aniston was gushing to oprah winfrey about her ‘boyfriend’ john mayer cele|bitchy

† brad pitt & angelina jolie were thrown by jen’s interview w/ vogue in case you didn’t know

† i’ll make a bet if tara reid wore a bra – her nipples might not look so wonky… yeeeah!

† it was country stars galore over in nashville last night for the ‘country music awards’ popsugar

† new couple alert: kate hudson was spotted hanging w/ hottie jason statham a socialite’s life

† katherine heigl was caught smoking like a chimney – she’ll quit when she’s ready! LA rag mag

† does a-rod have ‘the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body’? celebwarship

† more pictures from last night’s new york city rally & protest against proposition 8 boy culture

† zac efron bought vanessa hudgens a trunk – how exciting (well, it was an $$$ one) gabby babble

† today’s deep thoughts are being provided by country star ms. kellie pickler candy kirby

† david & victoria beckham’s son cruz is already showing his holiday spirit seriously? omg! wtf?

† it looks like obama girl seriously needs a new t-shirt (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† jennifer anistion: still frickin’ hot! egotastic

† is ridley scott really going to make a film based on the board game ‘monopoly’? agent bedhead

† vanilla ice probably needs money but i don’t think he’ll be making it w/ this… i’m not obsessed

† it looks like beyonce’s alterego ‘sasha fierce’ might have some vulcan in her! amy grindhouse

† carmen electra is going to help playboy celebrate 55 years by going naked! celebrity smack

† shania twain (armed w/ her deep cleavage) returned to the public eye last night! hollywood tuna

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