pop nosh: megan fox wants to be nude!

† megan fox would love to be naked for an entire movie (isn’t that a porno?) agent bedhead

† did jay-z really demand watermelons to be carved up like beyonce’s chest? i’m not obsessed

† paris hilton thinks having a baby w/ benji will get her name back in the news… celebwarship

† after 5 years – jimmy kimmel and sarah silverman are no longer f*cking each other! yeeeah!

† why is khloe kardashian going to spend three days in jail soon? in case you didn’t know

† oh no – heidi montag’s tacky fashion line ‘heidiwood’ is getting ready for fall! mollygood

† eva longoria chopped her hair off into a bob (and she probably shouldn’t have…) dlisted

† girlfriend needs to realize that some things should always be covered up… candy kirby

† your first look at britney spears filming for madonna’s ‘sticky & sweet’ tour! popsugar

† it looks like posh had one drink too many while having dinner with hubby david l.a. rag mag

† heath ledger’s family attended ‘the dark knight’ premiere in NYC last night celebrity smack

† get your fill of a topless sienna miller and her new boyfriend balthazar getty… a socialite’s life

† more brooke hogan bikini pictures – if you can bear it (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† john stamos will be in charge of roasting bob saget on comedy central! seriously? omg! wtf?

† jessica simpson reminds you she has boobs! egotastic

† a list of the top ten most expen$ive celebrity baby photos! bitten & bound

† pete doherty wants to turn his dead cat’s ashes into a diamond ring for kate moss! cele|bitchy

† it must totally suck to be in jail AND owe $400 million bucks like lou pearlman gabby babble

† the top five reasons why ‘the ruins’ is one of this decade’s best horror flicks… fourfour

† celebrity trout pouts are off the hook these days… cityrag

BONUS GOOD NEWS the tale of one very ‘lucky’ koala bear! pop on the pop