pop nosh: mariah replaces janet!

→ oh snap! janet jackson got the flu and mariah carey is taking her place on SNL! pop on the pop

→ broadway is really desperate these days…k-fed might hit the great white way! celebwarship

→ now that dina lohan has a show – michael lohan wants to start a talk show popsugar

→ gilligan’s island star dawn wells who played mary ann is now playing mary jane! a socialite’s life

→ is there romance blooming between jennifer aniston and owen wilson? celebslam

→ as long as kelly osbourne is by her side – amy winehouse will stay sober in case you didn’t know

→ here’s a way to deal with erratic britney spears – make her into a cartoon! i’m not obsessed

→ george clooney opens up about getting his balls ironed – a new hollywood trend! agent bedhead

→ ryan seacrest is dating one-half of those dumb as shit ‘olly girls’ – ugh! dlisted

→ david letterman asked paula abdul an obvious question ‘are you drunk?’ yeeeah!

→ girl group danity kane’s new promo picture is seriously lacking in originality celebrity smack

→ europeans can now donate sperm in exchange for music festival tickets! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ now teenage girls can look older with a quick shot of insta-age! circus hour

→ wednesday isn’t just hump day – it’s also harriet carter day! i’m bringing blogging back

→ kate moss is showing off her nipples – again! (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ NY governor elliot spitzer resigns after getting caught spending $80k on hookers! cele|bitchy

→ gisele bundchen nude picture up for auction – kate moss too! egotastic

→ how are lindsay, britney and paris influencing young girls everywhere? webster’s is my bitch

→ does britney spears really have a shrine dedicated to justin timeberlake?!? allie is wired

→ nicky hilton thinks it’s just bad angle pictures that make her look so damn skinny! the rad report

→ catch britney spears cartoonized in her new ‘break the ice’ video! pink is the new blog

→ time to play match the tattoo with the celebrity! cityrag