pop nosh: madonna & movies don’t mix

→ madonna’s directorial debut isn’t exactly a hit with the critics… webster’s is my bitch

→ jennifer lopez has everyone on ‘pink alert’ so her babies don’t get kidnapped! dlisted

→ jennifer aniston has a secret admirer showering her w/ flowers! bricks & stones

→ is teaching kids to dance a brilliant PR move by britney spears? popsugar

→ is lindsay lohan really the reason nobody watched ‘georgia rule’? a socialite’s life

→ the tabloids need to stop harping about angelina’s ‘joy’ & jen’s ‘pain’ holy candy

→ paris hilton built a mansion in her backyard for her 17 dogs?!? i’m not obsessed

→ whitney houston’s comeback album is slated for a november release! in case you didn’t know

→ which hollywood couple topped forbes’ list of the most influential pairings? l.a. rag mag

→ a new interview w/ michelle williams before heath ledger passed away daily stab

→ is anyone else as excited as i am for the new ‘indiana jones’?!?! popwatch

→ heidi montag should cry herself to sleep every night for being such a dumbass celebrity smack

→ the fattest man in the entire world has finally found love! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ jordan (katie price) donned a superhero outfit and her nipple slipped out! drunken stepfather

→ operation sellout is carrying on w/ a new ad starring IBBB! i’m bringing blogging back

→ amy smart – nipple slip pictures! egotastic

→ katie holmes is looking really thin – and her skinny jeans don’t help matters the skinny website

→ britney wants gov’t assistance – from arnold schwarzenegger! i don’t like you in that way

→ matthew knowles (beyonce’s daddy/manager) is biting back at aretha franklin… stereohyped

→ congrats to doggie uno – the first beagle to win the top westminster prize! cityrag

BONUS happy valentine’s day from david cassidy!