pop nosh: madge gets herself inducted

→ madonna was inducted into rock & roll’s hall of fame flanked by JT & iggy pop dlisted

→ the dina & ali lohan reality show starts shooting next week – without lindsay! pop on the pop

→ before ‘the rock’ can play a bad ass bond enemy – he has to play the tooth fairy! agent bedhead

→ courtney love thinks it’s time for britney spears to invest in a new hair weave celebwarship

→ halle berry’s belly button is signaling that it’s time for her baby to be born a socialite’s life

→ britney landed a guest TV stint – plus she’s getting an allowance of $1,500 a week! popsugar

→ name the celebrity who could be soon sought after by the makers of nair… yeeeah!

→ jessica simpson wants to cheer the troops up but i doubt her new movie will… i’m not obsessed

→ reality TV has finally hit the bottom of the barrel w/ ‘brooke knows best’ in case you didn’t know

→ today’s deep thoughts are brought to you by jessica simpson’s dog daisy… circus hour

→ gwen stefani & gavin rossdale were out with little kingston making the perfect family! daily stab

→ here’s your chance to see gene simmons w/o that ratty hair of his… seriously? omg! wtf?

→ patrica heaton doesn’t seem to have a belly button (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ amy winehouse didn’t have any spare change to pay her taxi cab driver jackson blue

→ jenna jameson pleathers herself for PETA! egotastic

→ fergie talks about the good times of being a paranoid crystal meth addict celebrity smack

→ the possible naked american idol scandal nobody wants to see: amanda overmyer! ninja dude

→ benji madden is now sporting a PH ring…i guess it’s PH + BM 4EVA! webster’s is my bitch

→ how did christian describe amy poehler’s SNL impression of himself? hint: starts w/ F cele|bitchy

→ people are still wondering if britney could possibly be pregnant for a third time… page six