pop nosh: linda hogan is a MIRRF!

⊕ go find out what an ‘MIRRF’ is – lame ass linda hogan is totally one! webster’s is my bitch

⊕ dina lohan doesn’t mind if her daughter lindsay is ‘with’ samantha ronson yeeeah!

⊕ more troubles for messy tatum o’neal who was busted in NY for buying crack! celebslam

⊕ johnny depp was looking way hot with his shorter hair and clean-shaven face dlisted

⊕ charlie sheen is a married man once again – him & brooke both said i do! candy kirby

⊕ tom cruise and katie holmes were partying all weekend long! popsugar

⊕ britney spears was spotted smoking – nixing recent pregnancy rumors in case you didn’t know

⊕ jennifer aniston and john mayer had a cozy romantic weekend together! i’m not obsessed

⊕ clay aiken fans (claymates – they scare me) are supporting clay’s ‘pregnancy’ a socialite’s life

⊕ what’s up with ashlee simpson putting her tour on hold? seriously? omg! wtf?

⊕ amy winehouse showed up four hours late to support her hubby blake at court celebwarship

⊕ how did will smith manage to avoid tom cruise at the MTV movie awards? agent bedhead

⊕ playmate kendra wilkinson was wearing lakers panties – on her head drunken stepfather

⊕ speedy recovery wishes go to ted kennedy who is having brain surgery today celebrity smack

⊕ christina aguilera’s breasts are scaring me! egotastic

⊕ will lindsay lohan be coming out as lesbian on the cover of OK! magazine? pop on the pop

⊕ courtney love is beside herself at the moment – kurt’s ashes have been stolen! the blemish

⊕ paula abdul wants to think she really is the queen of re-invention! gabsmash

⊕ megan fox sizzled at the spike TV’s guy choice awards & the MTV movie awards! popoholic

⊕ britney spears still isn’t buying into the whole bra thing… cityrag