pop nosh: kevin federline didn’t see it coming

† britney spears’ ex-hubby kevin federline is now telling his side of the story… popsugar

† jessica simpson is considering a little higher education – in religion?!? webster’s is my bitch

† miley cyrus wants to be emancipated from her family so she can screw justin gaston cele|bitchy

† after her appearance on ‘GMA’ – the britney spears birthday train rolled on! a socialite’s life

† evan rachel wood is enjoying being single after breaking up w/ marilyn manson i’m not obsessed

† heidi’s mom is speaking out about her daughter’s fake mexican wedding in case you didn’t know

† kim kardashian is totally open to the idea of posing in ‘playboy’ magazine again celebslam

† julia roberts doesn’t shower for days sometimes – she likes to save water! seriously? omg! wtf?

† oh no – it looks like beyonce needs to make sure she catches every bit of armpit hair candy kirby

† it turns out eva longoria is a secret smoker! she was snapped enjoying a cigarette LA rag mag

† amy winehouse’s soon to be ex-hubby blake is heading back to jail once again… dlisted

† good news for us tori amos fans – she’s releasing a new album in the spring pink is the new blog

† are tom & katie really going to have commitment ceremony w/ the beckhams? agent bedhead

† oh lordy – singer macy gray has really let herself go… i’m bringing blogging back

† rod stewart’s wife makes him look small – literally! (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† britney spears’ cleavage is confusing and near a nipple slip! egotastic

† mary-kate olsen’s reps are denying all the recent pregnancy rumors celebrity smack

† did jamie lynn spears have a little liposuction while pregnant?!? the blemish

† damn that ivana trump moves fast – she may have already found husband #5! bitten & bound

† drama for real housewife of atlanta nene – she’s been evicted from her home! love b. scott

† director roman polanski is looking to have those child molestation charges dropped celebwarship

BONUS LINK ‘prop 8: the musical’ starring jack black & john c. reilly (and more!) funny or die!