pop nosh: kate and lance split up!

† kate hudson & lance armstrong are done w/ each other (not a shocker) webster’s is my bitch

† britney spears spends $22,000 a month to keep herself looking halfway decent… yeeeah!

† what news did paula abdul’s gynecologist give her that had paula in meltdown mode? celebslam

† oh my gosh! samantha ronson isn’t wearing a hat AND lindsay lohan isn’t wearing leggings! dlisted

† britney started taping footage of herself to possibly make into another reality show! l.a. rag mag

† benji madden keeps forgetting his wallet when he’s out with paris hilton… a socialite’s life

† jamie lynn spears wants to marry maddie briann’s daddy very soon… i’m not obsessed

† blondie ryan gosling is totally twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week hotness! popsugar

† more health scares for amy winehouse…this time a lump in her breast in case you didn’t know

† hip hip hooray! ‘it’s candyTV’ is going daily – with its very own home! candy kirby

† i had no clue this super rich fat dude made a baby with heidi klum… celebwarship

† russell brand has been instructed to not say cock or scientology at MTV’s VMAs agent bedhead

† superman and batman vs. vampires and werewolves – oh my! seriously? omg! wtf?

† judge judy was taping her show during yesterday’s LA earthquake drunken stepfather

† mitch winehouse wants to find out who put ecstasy in amy’s drink (she probably did) the blemish

† jenna jameson is looking better… egotastic

† hookers on film: want a best actress oscar? play a whore! the frisky

† the first photos of brad & angelina’s new twins will appear in people magazine cele|bitchy

† cheech & chong are reuniting for a new tour called ‘hey, what’s that smell?’ the rad report

† molly ringwald’s baby daddy panio gianopoulos is pretty damn hot! celebrity baby scoop

BONUS LOOK BACK brad pitt and jennifer aniston: the way they were… celebrity smack