pop nosh: jessica simpson is #1!

† jessica simpson’s movie debuted at #1! (unfortunately for jess it happened in russia) celebslam

† dina lohan and daughter ali seriously need to get better costumes than these pussies yeeeah!

† angelina jolie appeared last night in hollywood to honor mr. clint eastwood a socialite’s life

† lisa marie presley already introduced elvis to her twins – via a medium! hollywood rag

† is it just the global recession or is paris hilton’s star power finally starting to fade? cele|bitchy

† jonas bros. are making a brilliant career move (a film about a farting dog) webster’s is my bitch

† the new ‘footloose’ movie is being fast tracked to capitalize on zac efron’s star power! popsugar

† dita von teese plans on being a normal looking plain jane for halloween! in case you didn’t know

† kate hudson’s halloween party got a little out of control – so the cops came! i’m not obsessed

† girl group ‘danity kane’ is losing members left and right – it’s totally over for DK dlisted

† paris hilton plans on being one of the very first celebrities launched into space! allie is wired

† tomorrow is ‘write to marry day’ – we seriously need to beat down proposition 8! omg blog

† anne hathaway’s ex-boyfriend will forever regret losing her over criminal activity agent bedhead

† unnecessary makeover of the week: NBC’s chimes are being overhauled! seriously? omg! wtf?

† paris hilton is still carrying on about being president in a video (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† jessica biel is…holy crap – wow! egotastic

† if you live in utah – it might be hard to watch ‘zack and miri make a porno’ candy kirby

† rumors are popping up about katie price & peter andre’s troubled marriage celebrity smack

† britney spears seriously knows the last thing she needs is to be in a relationship LA rag mag

† what did holly madison look like before hugh hefner worked his playboy magic? hollywood tuna

† nicole richie might be considering adopting a brother or sister for baby harlow gabby babble

BONUS LINK oh yes – we’ve all found ourselves hugging a toilet at one point! college candy