pop nosh: jen & marc’s divorce duet

† this can’t be true! jennifer lopez & marc anthony announcing their split by way of a duet! dlisted

† paris hilton needs to go to the pharmacy to get a refill of valtrex – her herpes medication! yeeeah!

† it’s so easy to make up wild stories about messy lady amy winehouse… webster’s is my bitch

† i was wondering how tara reid was able to afford a rehab stint at promises! cele|bitchy

† tom cruise has big plans for his stepford wife katie holmes – he wants ten kids! i’m not obsessed

† michael lohan launched his own blog to set the record straight – what an asshole! popsugar

† kate beckinsale would like to play catwoman if there is another ‘batman’ flick celebslam

† chyna (joanie laurer) got super wasted over the weekend while celebrating her b-day the blemish

† madonna was caught by photographers looking particularly old & haggard… celebwarship

† oh my word – i forget what non-pregnant jennifer garner looks like! celebrity baby scoop

† woo hoo – it’s time for male model mondays – meet oh so sexy boy robin martin! a socialite’s life

† ‘the curious case of the theater vigilante’ (shhh…don’t talk during the movie!) agent bedhead

† jennifer aniston’s ‘marley & me’ did better box office than brad’s ‘benjamin button’ candy kirby

† daniel craig was showing off his super sexy body down in st. barts! in case you didn’t know

† elle macpherson’s bikini is teeny weeny! egotastic

† suri cruise didn’t get what she really needed for xmas – a winter coat! seriously? omg! wtf?

† simon cowell is enjoying his barbados vacation which costs $50,000 bucks a night! LA rag mag

† did heather mills force her nanny to give her naked spray tanning sessions? gabby babble

† kim kardashian beat out lindsay lohan as the most googled person of 2008! hollywood tuna

† seriously – this is the last person who should be launching a clothing line… bricks & stones

† he is antonio (sex on a stick) sabato jr. and he needs your love – apply now ladies! oh la la

BONUS REMINDER don’t forget to watch ‘the city’ tonight with whitney port! NY magazine

BONUS PICS THE CAST OF ‘ALL MY SONS’ LEAVING THE THEATRE (NYC, 12/27/08)

PHOTOS | WENN