pop nosh: jen’s taking john to the oscars!

† john mayer just broke the news – he’ll be by jen’s side this sunday at the oscars! popsugar

† mickey rourke’s beloved & cute chihuahua loki passed away at age 18 :( webster’s is my bitch

† is lindsay lohan back on a diet of red bull, coffee, & cigarettes? i don’t like you in that way

† sexy chace crawford says thanks but no thanks to lindsay lohan’s advances… a socialite’s life

† chris brown hired a crisis PR agency to try and recitify his shit situation cele|bitchy

† this rumor went around last year – jen coming face to face w/ angelina in case you didn’t know

† oh gross – it looks like sienna miller and balthazar getty are still an item i’m not obsessed

† octomom nadya suleman doesn’t have sex because nobody wants to do it with her! yeeeah!

† angelina jolie took her daughters shiloh & zahara on a shopping spree celebrity smack

† next time you’re in las vegas make sure to avoid these 50 glamorous women…dlisted

† congrats to my blogger comrade candy kirby – she just announced her pregnancy! candy kirby

† how would a girl apply to be part of gaddafi’s elite bodyguard virgin harem? agent bedhead

† guy ritchie’s ‘sherlock holmes’ movie sounds like disaster right now seriously? omg! wtf?

† kate moss looks great stripped down for new york magazine (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† more of eliza dushku looking crazy hot in maxim! egotastic

† victoria beckham was rocking a hot little dress at the armani party last night hollywood tuna

† kanye west claims he’s done with music is wants to conquer the fashion world – ugh oh la la

† mommy of three julia roberts thinks she’s the luckiest girl in town celebrity baby scoop

† new hollywood trend alert: nipple teasing (it’s way classier than just a nipple slip!) cityrag

† the ten best lesbian kisses on the boob tube – videos included! the frisky

HOTTIE RICKY MARTIN AT ARMANI’S 5TH AVE STORE OPENING (NYC, 02/17/09)

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