pop nosh: holly madison moves on!

† it’s official – holly madison is dating criss angel – i bet she’s enjoying his youth! yeeeah!

† paris hilton stated the obvious – guys are only after her for two things – sex & money candy kirby

† scarlett johannson’s sexy hubby ryan reynolds ran the NYC marathon in case you didn’t know

† amy winehouse took a quick break but she’s back in the clinic working out her issues dlisted

† kate winslet is looking totally gorgeous in the latest issue of ‘vanity fair’ i’m not obsessed

† jessica simpson’s best gay friend ken paves got smacked in the face seriously? omg! wtf?

† american idol judge simon cowell is totally done with dating terri seymour cele|bitchy

† gwen stefani was hanging out at the park with kingston and baby zuma! popsugar

† justin timberlake made sure he was on hand during jessica biel’s love scenes a socialite’s life

† suzanne somers might actually be the world’s first GILF at age sixty-two! celebslam

† lindsay lohan lost out on another gig – as the host of the world music awards hot momma gossip

† joaquin phoenix is saying goodbye to acting (until his music career fails!) webster’s is my bitch

† some sketchy scientology goons beat the crap out of some protesters… agent bedhead

† did kate beckinsale make the sexiest little red riding hood ever? hollywood tuna

† a collection of celebrities out & about in their halloween costumes celebrity smack

† ice-t’s wife coco put on an extra slutty halloween costume (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† jessica biel’s naked photos: her worst regret! egotastic

† yet another couple who found true love on reality TV is calling it quits… faded youth

† heidi klum definitely wins the prize for the best celebrity halloween costume! the blemish

† crazy madonna fans are after blood from her estranged hubby guy ritchie queerty

† do you want to be antonio sabato jr’s new lover? now’s your big chance! love b. scott

BONUS LINK are you ready for tomorrow? here’s your election day checklist! best week ever