pop nosh: heidi montag wants to get married

⊕ heidi montag is chomping at the bit for spencer to give her a ring (again…) popsugar

⊕ the latest relationship obituary featuring the end of: george clooney & sarah larson! candy kirby

⊕ ashlee simpson’s pregnancy has been confirmed – she’s already three months along! celebslam

⊕ ‘actress’ phoebe price is desperately trying to deal with the fallout of ‘cellugate’ dlisted

⊕ shania twain betrayed: inside her heartbreak (but heck she needed the press) cele|bitchy

⊕ amy winehouse should worry less about her carpet & take a look in the mirror a socialite’s life

⊕ no fair! tori spelling ate pink’s hotdogs and didn’t wait in a long ass line i’m not obsessed

⊕ the hogan family is truly out of control – i can’t stand any of ‘em! celebrity smack

⊕ bill murray’s wife of 10 years filed for divorce w/ shocking allegations in case you didn’t know

⊕ supermodel naomi campbell has been charged with assault (what else is new?) celebwarship

⊕ christian dior is dumping sharon stone over her idiotic earthquake karma comment bumpshack

⊕ i wonder which ex-girlfriend of hottie jason lewis has a body odor issue? agent bedhead

⊕ natalie portman was looking stunning as per usual over in cannes use my computer

⊕ pete wentz thinks he’s funny and he’s not (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

⊕ oh lordy – david cook can do WAY better than idol reject kimberly caldwell! pop on the pop

⊕ these heidi montag bikini pictures are as fake as her breasts! egotastic

⊕ don’t expect to see a lot of (straight) men sitting through ‘SATC’ seriously? omg! wtf?

⊕ is cameron diaz asking for too much by asking for everything?!? the blemish

⊕ gross out story of the year: clay aiken may have impregnated somebody – ack! tmz

⊕ celebrities separated at birth like: owen wilson & ellen degeneres cityrag