pop nosh: heidi fleiss is the parrot queen

→ one-time hollywood madame heidi fleiss now lives with 20 parrots & runs a laundromat! dlisted

→ preparations are underway in encino for the ashlee simpson & pete wentz wedding celebslam

→ ellen degeneres and portia di rossi can now get married in california! popsugar

→ paris hilton & benji madden are seriously talking about getting hitched i’m not obsessed

→ a glowing & pregnant angelina jolie hit the red carpet in cannes w/ brad pitt a socialite’s life

→ all the details on shery crow’s new man who hails from birmingham in case you didn’t know

→ hmmm…did britney spears and paparazzi dude adnan ghalib make a sex tape? yeeeah!

→ will heidi montag fake a pregnancy to build more buzz for herself & spencer pratt? allie is wired

→ man boobs have been deemed not sexually alluring by three british judges… candy kirby

→ lindsay & samantha ronson are just friends (confirmed by lohan’s sister & mom) celebwarship

→ another hollywood couple has split (again) kate hudson and owen wilson celebrity smack

→ is patrick swayze up for making a sequel to ‘point break’ w/ keanu reeves? holy moly

→ do you think kourtney kardashian is hotter than her sister kim? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ christina aguilera out & about again showing off her larger than life boobs hollywood tuna

→ audrina patridge bikini pictures! egotastic

→ is lindsay lohan being friendly to lauren conrad so she can be on ‘the hills’? agent bedhead

→ meet the very adorable justin rudd and his two english bulldogs pretty on the outside

→ should amy winehouse and pete doherty be around animals? seriously? omg! wtf?

→ for the last time – tony romo and jessica simpson have totally broken up pop on the pop

→ today’s ‘weirdassery’ is provided by marilyn manson’s gf evan rachel wood webster’s is my bitch