pop nosh: heather mills is impossible (duh!)

† heather mills’ publicist quit after realizing she’s an impossible woman to deal with! cele|bitchy

† amy winehouse: caught smoking ‘funny cigarettes’ while looking like a total mess celebslam

† it is a slow news day if questions like this one are being asked… webster’s is my bitch

† jennifer lopez celebrated her 39th birthday at the theatre with hubby marc anthony popsugar

† there was quite a ruckus over at angelina jolie & brad pitt’s french chateau a socialite’s life

† justin long is totally devastated over drew barrymore dumping his ass i’m not obsessed

† carlos leon (dad to lourdes) doesn’t think madonna is uptight at all in case you didn’t know

† is meg ryan going to play kirstie alley in a movie about her life? dlisted

† did brigette nielsen’s plastic surgery makeover work? (she looks good!) seriously? omg! wtf?

† katie holmes is looking pretty serious in her first broadway role! celebwarship

† d-lister kristin cavallari needs a guide to determine if her dress is too short… candy kirby

† amy winehouse is quickly becoming the latest rage on the scarecrow scene agent bedhead

† brooke hogan must live in a bikini – she’s always wearing one (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† another ‘bachelor’ relationship is over! shayne lamas & matt grant have split up pop on the pop

† christy turlington is topless and still super! egotastic

† little house on the prairie’s ‘nellie olsen’ dishes on who really was the bitch! celebrity smack

† angelina jolie needs to pack on a few pounds for her next action flick the blemish

† oh everyone loves a good catfight – this time it’s kim kardashian vs shanna moakler! yeeeah!

† he’s a total douchebag but i wouldn’t mind seeing spencer pratt naked in playgirl hollywire

† gerard butler is a bloated spittle-talker (but he’s still so sexy!) lainey gossip

BONUS LINK time to play ‘name that celebrity butt crack!’ cityrag