pop nosh: gwyneth paltrow’s furry apology

† she apologized and now PETA can scratch gwyneth paltrow off their fur hitlist! a socialite’s life

† paris hilton & benji madden have split up after 11 months (no big surpise there) celebwarship

† oh lordy – what was madonna thinking when she put this outfit on?!? webster’s is my bitch

† britney spears doesn’t want to be in therapy – she wants to dance her issues away! popsugar

† sexy lady megan fox is busy planning her small wedding to brian austin green i’m not obsessed

† intervention time: lara flynn boyle’s legs are frighteningly skinny! in case you didn’t know

† so how much money will guy ritchie get from madonna once their divorce is final? dlisted

† one-time hottie jean-claude van damme sure knows how to sweet talk the ladies the blemish

† who do you think has the smallest penis in hollywood? here’s the ‘short’ list! pajiba

† oh my gosh – guess who was spotted wearing a wig and a fake moustache? omg blog

† beyonce was named 2008 style star of the year by ‘seventeen’ magazine – go B! love b. scott

† good news! california’s supreme court agreed to hear the challenge against prop 8! oh la la

† winona ryder sure does love her pills – that’s why she collapsed the other day! cele|bitchy

† the much too usual suspects – who do you think is overexposed in hollywood? agent bedhead

† kim kardashian bikini pictures are alright! egotastic

† has anyone ever created a list of celebrities with kick-ass porn names? candy kirby

† a recent upskirt shot taken of eva longoria revealed she wears ‘spanx’ seriously? omg! wtf?

† fashion maven marc jacobs was fined $1 million dollars for bribing an official gabby babble

† christina aguilera will be opening the ‘american music awards’ this sunday daily stab

† salon decided to go with robert downey jr. as their choice for sexiest man alive celebrity smack

† “don’t get taken for a ride – NYC’s horse-drawn carriages are cruel!” LA rag mag

BONUS LINK today’s popbytes’ t-shirt/hoodie think-up is ‘mean people wear fur’ neighborhoodies