pop nosh: 5 weeks left for patrick swayze?

→ oh no – say it ain’t so – could patrick swayze only have five weeks left to live?!? cele|bitchy

→ maybe amy winehouse’s skin issue stems from putting out a cigarette on her cheek! dlisted

→ baby dannielynn has been named anna nicole smith’s sole heir i’m not obsessed

→ when will paris hilton get the hint that acting (or singing) isn’t her strong suit popsugar

→ maybe the 24k gold closets are where tom cruise keeps katie holmes! in case you didn’t know

→ demi moore – caught almost looking her age w/ a creepy spirit in the backseat… a socialite’s life

→ britney spears is turning out to be a really good dance teacher! pop on the pop

→ shar jackson is coming to kevin federline’s fat ass & growing gut’s defense! celebwarship

→ don’t bring your umbrella to a rihanna concert or someone may lose an eye! jackson blue

→ if simon cowell decided to promote viagra – here’s how the advert would look! circus hour

→ if actors were bought & sold like stock – here’s who you should buy in 2008! film experience

→ forget about america’s next top model – it’s all about america’s next top doll! popwatch

→ harriet carter is totally ready to protect & serve you! i’m bringing blogging back

→ the reason to feel old of the day: robe lowe is going grey! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ lindsay lohan seems a little bloated these days (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ christina aguilera is the new face of stephen webster’s jewelry! celebrity smack

→ jessica alba is still milking it… egotastic

→ was moses on a psychedelic acid trip when he was up on mount sinai? the WOW report

→ tara reid is all ready to be crowned queen of all ‘starledrunks’ webster’s is my bitch

→ mary-kate may regret her decision to jump on the plastic surgery train early someday cityrag