pop nosh: donatella versace – please cover up!

† oh my word – leathery lady donatella versace should be banned from wearing a bikini! yeeeah!

† i adore courtney love to pieces but i cannot deal with her blogging – she’s so out there dlisted

† lindsay lohan reluctantly welcomed her half-sister ashley to the family… a socialite’s life

† oh mariah carey – put those furry red christian dior boots away! in case you didn’t know

† tom brady apparently popped the question to model gisele bündchen on xmas eve! popsugar

† miley cyrus is looking to raise her weekly allowance by $900 bucks! i’m not obsessed

† kevin federline’s new girlfriend victoria prince sounds like a real classy lady… cele|bitchy

† heidi montag and spencer pratt’s public displays of affection must be stopped! the bastardly

† this week in the tabloids: which celebrities are unwrapping the gift of herpes? jezebel

† jessica simpson’s lofty goals for 2009 include getting knocked up & hitched! gabby babble

† aging backward in ‘benjamin button’ gave brad pitt a new perspective on his life… LA times

† before they were famous: sarah michelle gellar for burger king! seriously? omg! wtf?

† on the 12th day of christmas, my white-trash love gave to me… i’m bringing blogging back

† my goodness there was tons of hot (and not so hot) bikini action in 2008! hollywood tuna

† more hilary duff hotness from ‘maxim’ egotastic

† ryan gosling is so sexy but he needs to drop the singing and stick to acting allie is wired

† the top fifteen stink faces made by famous people during 2008! best week ever

† i can’t believe paris hilton is still hanging out with her new BFF brittany flickinger just jared

† it sounds like balthazar getty will not be returning to ‘brothers & sisters’ crazy days & nights

† some of the best television this past year from a limited perspective… film experience

† exterface wished everyone happy holidays w/ mega hotties johan akan & patrice! ethan says

BONUS HOT TRACK LINK ‘this is song is so insanely catchy. it’s unreal.’ arjan writes

BONUS PICS LINDSAY LOHAN & SAMANTHA RONSON SHOPPING AT DIESEL (LA, 12/24/08)

PHOTOS | WENN