pop nosh: docs tell amy ‘quit drugs – or die!’

† doctors are keeping it super simple for cracked out amy winehouse – ‘quit drugs – or die’ dlisted

† who did people magazine name the hottest bachelor of 2008? (he’s not all that…) popsugar

† oh you have to love joan rivers – she apologized for cursing – by cursing! webster’s is my bitch

† p. diddy shared a little too much information about his personal grooming habits candy kirby

† naomi campbell threw another temper tantrum! she’s so predictable – it’s tiring i’m not obsessed

† heidi klum has a new tattoo of her hubby seal’s name that you can barely make out celebwarship

† britney spears has been given the ok to pack up her stuff and move! in case you didn’t know

† robbie williams looks like a total sleazeball but i still find him attractive… a socialite’s life

† britney is heading to kentwood to be w/ jamie lynn when she gives birth! celebrity baby scoop

† star trek’s george takei & his partner brad altman picked up their marriage license! cele|bitchy

† plenty of pictures proving legendary bea arthur should be worshipped! urlesque

† which tacky harriet carter products are being highlighted this week? i’m bringing blogging back

† wow – i’m shocked – pete doherty actually manages to bathe before shows! agent bedhead

† shauna sand looks like she’s in a porno hair salon (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† i still can’t believe anyone would want to make babies with paris hilton – yuck! bricks & stones

† gisele bündchen is topless and bottomless in GQ magazine! egotastic

† is hottie party boy matthew mcconaughey really a drunken cheater? yeeeah!

† i wonder if the new ’90210′ will be wildly popular like the old one? celebrity smack

† keanu reeves’ new girlfriend china chow went topless (yes that’s her real name) the grumpiest

† nicole richie should stay away from dresses that look like drapery! seriously? omg! wtf?