pop nosh: denise richards – desperate to see…

⊕ why is denise richards so desperate to see pictures of her ex charlie sheen’s wedding?!? yeeeah!

⊕ here’s one of the pics denise wants to see – charlie w/ his bride brooke! seriously? omg! wtf?

⊕ lily allen got piss ass drunk at the glamour awards & had to be carried out by security dlisted

⊕ heidi montag & spencer pratt have forever contaminated the happiest place on earth! popsugar

⊕ johnny depp invited linsday lohan to come stay at his private island! a socialite’s life

⊕ linda hogan’s new boy toy used to be a childhood pal of her son nick’s – gross! celebslam

⊕ who does chris martin claim is the most impressive person he ever met? i’m not obsessed

⊕ eva longoria was demonstrating a new miracle gro product (for cleavage!) candy kirby

⊕ angelina jolie really didn’t want to fall in love with another actor… in case you didn’t know

⊕ jessica simpson is breaking country records by debuting at #41?!? pop on the pop

⊕ harriet carter goes all dental on us with one solution for bad teeth i’m bringing blogging back

⊕ it is time for clooney’s ex-girlfriend sarah larson to ‘move forward’ webster’s is my bitch

⊕ oh no! poor ed mcmahon at age 85 could soon find himself homeless! bitten & bound

⊕ miley cyrus – outta control on the set of her new music video (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

⊕ beth ditto is actually really cute but she needs to lose a few pounds… celebrity smack

⊕ sienna miller dumped rhys ifan’s ass! egotastic

⊕ happy birthday to sexy lady angelina jolie who turns 33 years old today! allie is wired

⊕ could jennifer aniston be getting a tattoo for her new flame john mayer? l.a. rag mag

⊕ maybe amy winehouse should just stay away from blake’s court trial… cele|bitchy

⊕ how to dance like christina aguilera in just a few easy (slutty) steps! cityrag