pop nosh: david beckham’s ass is good luck!

† david beckham’s italian soccer teammates love to rub & pat his ass for good luck! agent bedhead

† kelly rowland supposedly fired her long-time manager – matthew knowles – beyonce’s dad! bossip

† rumors suggest tom cruise is really trying to get katie holmes pregnant again… cele|bitchy

† how long will actor joaquin phoenix keep up his lame rapper hoax? he’s totally a faker! dlisted

† tony romo apparently loves the new jessica simpson who went from size 2 to size 8! celebslam

† ashlee simpson is furious about people talking about her sister’s weight gain… LA rag mag

† sexy megan fox will probably replace angelina jole in the ‘lara croft’ franchise i’m not obsessed

† paris hilton is all ready to find a brand new best friend forever (BFF) over in the UK popsugar

† i wonder if jennifer aniston really turned down $10 million from ‘playboy’? celebrity smack

† jessica alba still wants us to be neutral – just like the country of sweden! candy kirby

† i still cannot get over how damn adorable the entire brangelina clan is! seriously? omg! wtf?

† what are your top 100 television shows of the past twenty years? buddyTV

† i don’t think FOX is going to like ‘bart simpson’ wrapped up in scientology… a socialite’s life

† even when he was just a little baby – anderson cooper was simply adorable! omg blog

† kim kardashian was celebrating ‘national stupid sunglasses day’ – ha! webster’s is my bitch

† from marilyn manson to mickey rourke – evan rachel wood sure knows how to pick ‘em! yeeeah!

† okay, britney spears is decent… egotastic

† oh my word – these old pics of pamela anderson don’t even look like her! hollywood tuna

† a true meeting of the minds – paris hilton interviews lady gaga… celebwarship

† kelly clarkson is back at #1 – her new single hit the top of the billboard charts! idolator

† supermodel gisele bündchen no longer has the most sought after body in case you didn’t know

† violet affleck is so cute – she looks just like her mom jennifer garner! celebrity baby scoop

† a new study shows that drunk guys can actually make better lovers… college candy

BONUS HOTNESS meet super sexy fernando bacalow who hails from sao paulo! ethan says

BONUS PICS GRACES JONES IN CONCERT (LONDON, 01/27/09)

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