pop nosh: brooke hogan nude? no thanks!

† oh let’s start a petition people – nobody wants to see brooke hogan naked in playboy yeeeah!

† miss universe needs to practice doing simple tasks such as blinking… webster’s is my bitch

† angelina jolie’s twins were supposedly conceived via in vitro fertilization! a socialite’s life

† forbes named cameron diaz and will smith last year’s top earning actors dlisted

† did OK! magazine glamorize teen pregnancy by featuring jamie lynn on the cover? candy kirby

† jessica simpson wants her name on everything – now she’s making a dress line i’m not obsessed

† lindsay lohan and samantha ronson have put their girl love on lockdown… celebwarship

† new couple alert: actress michelle williams and director spike jonze! in case you didn’t know

† a pregnant gillian anderson was glowing at last night’s ‘x-files’ premiere celebrity baby scoop

† apparently hottie christian bale got into it with his family over money! gabby babble

† can you spot what’s missing from amy winehouse’s waxy doppelgänger? seriously? omg! wtf?

† lauren conrad had one too many drinks last night at crown bar i’m bringing blogging back

† more photos of britney spears hanging at her place in a bikini (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† nick hogan turns 18 on sunday and will be placed in jail’s general population celebrity smack

† sienna miller’s bush gets digitally enhanced… egotastic

† surfer dude & new daddy matthew mcconaughey wants to start up a record label agent bedhead

† who really keeps a diary these days? anne hathaway does – but now the FBI has it! VH1 blog

† oh shit – ‘the rocky horror picture show’ is being remade – total blasphemy! buzzsugar

† cutie pie jude law’s receding hairline was altered for his new dior fragrance ad celebslam

† omg – miss piggy hilariously covers peaches’ track ‘fuck the pain away’! omg blog