pop nosh: britney teaches dance class!

→ i don’t think britney teaching kids to dance is the best idea right now webster’s is my bitch

→ someone needs to seriously ban paris hilton from owning anymore animals… dlisted

→ dolly parton is on six to eight weeks of bed rest after injuring her back :( a socialite’s life

→ brad pitt was sporting a new helmet along with a questionable goatee… popsugar

→ i think natalie cole should shut the fuck up – nobody puts my amy in the corner! celebwarship

→ axl rose is a loser recluse in malibu – i doubt we’ll ever hear new guns n’ roses agent bedhead

→ janet jackson at age 41 still isn’t quite ready for kids just yet i’m not obsessed

→ paris hilton is hawking her new line of ‘affordable’ and ‘comfortable’ shoes holy candy

→ bobby brown almost urinated on dee snider while sleepwalking – yuck! celebrity smack

→ more hilton drama – paris’ little brother was busted for a DUI this morning! the superficial

→ this week the top 24 american idol hopefuls will be revealed! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ vanity fair’s hollywood issue has a wicked hitchcock inspired spread! in case you didn’t know

→ heidi klum clowns around with will ferrell in a hilarious bunch of pics! hollywood tuna

→ 2008 sports illustrated swimsuit issue roundup egotastic

→ blogger kevipod learned the hard way not to mess with mariah carey… sandra rose

→ did josh hartnett hook up w/ rumer willis? if so i bet he was drinking! cele|bitchy

→ oh no! lenny kravitz has been hospitalized for a bad case of bronchitis pop on the pop

→ paula adbul caught a fan trying to snap a picture of her on the toilet! gabby babble

→ there’s a rumor going around that fergie may be pregnant w/ josh duhamel the blemish

→ catherine ‘size zero’ zeta-jones is getting her belly dance on in her new film bitten & bound