pop nosh: britney spears – sybil wannabe!

→ britney spears might be suffering from a multiple personality disorder – yikes! dlisted

→ lindsay lohan is all set to spend two 4-hour shifts at the local morgue! the superficial

→ oh no! thoughts & prayers go out to lilly allen who suffered a miscarriage :( allie is wired

→ if britney spears kicks the bucket – her obituary is all ready to go… popsugar

→ stacey ‘fergie’ ferguson is the latest subject of pregnancy rumors! a socialite’s life

→ amy winehouse showed up all dazed & confused at her hubby’s court trial… mollygood

→ dr. phil totally regrets releasing a statement to the press about brit in case you didn’t know

→ britney is not pregnant – here are very nasty pictures of her period stained undies! x17

→ katie holmes is getting no love from the critics for ‘mad money’ holy candy

→ oh my gosh – why would such a messy person choose to wear white?!? evil beet

→ kirsten dunst is looking stunning at the new face of miu miu! agent bedhead

→ spokesperson rachael ray is starting to give dunkin donuts a bad name… celebslam

→ drew barrymore is still hanging out with cutie ‘mac guy’ justin long! i’m not obsessed

→ britney spears in her ‘classy’ evening gown (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ awww – my courtney love looks fabulous – refreshed and clean! webster’s is my bitch

→ eva mendes nipple slip and side boob galore! egotastic

→ what do y’all think of ashlee simpson’s new red hair? (not so cute) celebrity smack

→ even though her dad is a total lunatic – suri cruise is super adorable! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ actor brad renfro had one last tattooed message for us all… celebwarship

→ who wants to play wigmaker & hairstylist to the stars? cityrag

BONUS! sharon jones and the dap-kings bring brooklyn soul to los angeles! spinner